Fun Wale Jokes

  • दुकानदार : कैसा सूट दिखाऊँ ?
    महिला : पड़ोसन तड़प – तड़प कर दम तोड़ दे ऐसा ……😝😜😝😜😝😜
  • कुछ तो पढ़ी लिखी होगी गर्मी …. वरना इतनी डिग्रीयाँ लेकर कौन घूमता है ? 😂😝😂
  • खून में तेरे गर्मी , गर्मी में तेरा खून …. ऊपर सूरज निचे धरती बीच में May aur june 😂😁 हे भगवान् 😬😝😜
  • सोनू निगम : सुबह -सुबह मेरी नींद आज़ान से खुलती है
    पाकिस्तानी : खुशनसीब हो भाई जान , हमारी तो बम धमाके से खुलती है 😂😝😂
  • टीचर – संजू यमुना नदी कहॉं बहती है ?
    संजू – जमीन पर
    टीचर – नक्शे में बताओं कहॉं बहती है ?
    संजू – नक्शे में कैसे बह सकती है, नक्शा गल नहीं जाएगा 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
  • वफादार तो वो लोग है जिन्होंने इस बार बीजेपी को वोट भी दिया और एंटी रोमियो स्क्वाड के डंडे भी चुप चाप खा रहे है 😂😂😝😜
  • पत्नी:- अजी सुनते हो ? हमारी शादी करवाने वाले पंडित जी का देहांत हो गया 😔😔😔😔😔
    पति:- एक ना एक दिन तो उसे उसके कर्मों का फल मिलना ही था.😂😂😂😂😝😜😛
  • aaj ka social media
    कॉकरोच देख कर चिल्लाते हुये दस किलोमीटर तक भागने वाले पाकिस्तान को धमका रहे होते हैं कि “अब भी वक्त है सुधर जाओ”।
  • सुबह एक महिला फल वाले से अंग्रेजी में फल मांग रही थी ये बोलकर – “Give me some destroyed husband”
    एक घंटा लगा यह समझने में कि वह “नाशपति ” मांग रही थी।😂😝😂

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